Tuesday, 29 January 2008
A Somali guy who has just recently emigrated walks in to a local club on a Saturday night. Being unaware of local fashion trends and dancing style, the young man is eager to impress and socialize as he flaunts his best G'string 1980's Adidas vest underneath his Multi coloured shirt, accompanied by his winning stonewashed boot cut jeans and 1990's Reebok clasics. Amazed and astounded by what his eyes witness. During the little static time between the loud and barely understandable music which he hears, he manages to ask a local girl what it is that they are doing; "well their simply busting a move and throwing some bowls you?!" replied the young lady. The young man then enquires as to what she meant by "bust a move", at which the girl replied "you know shaking that booty...". The young man then suddenly has a moment of realization as to what it is your meant to do on the dance floor. Thusly, he situates himself on a beautiful furnished table of tropical flowers in oriental style Vases near the dance floor as began to prepare himself for the next song and his chance at impressing some local talent. Then, his moment arrives, and Mystical's, "shake that a***" begins to vibrate through the building, thusly the young man grabs a vase in one hand and begins to walk over to the dance floor, where at which point he begins to rigidly move with the music. Then, with the free arm which was not carrying the vase he began perform his piece de resistance. Thusly, the young man, with a great big swing of his arm, punched the vibrating bottom of a woman standing next to him, and with the other, threw the beautiful oriental vase on the dance floor, breaking it into a thousand pieces and bringing the club to a grinding halt. Moments later,club security rushed the dance floor, sending him to the ground with a painful sounding thug. Later, after being questioned bout the motives behind his actions, he said, in a accent not uncommon to that of recent arrivals from Somali " i was simbly Busting a move, and throwing some bowls"
posted by SGG at Tuesday, January 29, 2008 |

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